According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,

while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each

year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,

usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their

antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according

to EVERY historical rendition depicting

Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from

Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a

fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world

in one night and not get lost.